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Pontius Phallus...

factory earth.

Sat Mar 14, 2009, 8:36 PM
They call me malice phallus as I correct the beast. A mad machine sketchen like a fiend cause I bleed for ideas. Can’t you see that I’m cravin adventure, a mentor, something, someone lecturing please to tell the stories for me horribly and out spoken. To unbreak the broken hooligan spokesmen token whitey isn’t bleach. Just the obscene reaching for appraisal of hah money fable, I lay it all out on the table. Counterfeit tit for a hat I’d wear that shat, unloading violent blows to the mat. Break the beat and than react. Why’s straight until proven faggot. Children defend women and men only one of them belong, first the egg and then the song of long thoughts awaited a telephone call. It’s conversation in mating up down elated, me and the world are related, bated at the hook crooked cock on this side of the book. Novels read after backwards a matter of fact herds the plenty, the many pluralized in time. Finding pleasant is kind; kind of an uplifting notion lapsed in motion, here’s a toast to the ocean coast to the most desirable awaits at its post. Relapses we both know hope is super cool diving pool rule with a running kiss of an ongoing joke: man walks into a bar hoax. Coax cable runs throughout the house of subliminal internet information formative literature living up to an idolized fixture. The mouths on these ppl I swear they phrase around fuck! As I do, I love to suck, used like a cunt I hunt for puns and I dine with guns. Shooting the moods leaving only fun, when the bears come everybody run! TBKO is hilarious shit of the hat tipping sir and sticky flick. Prick up the bass and guitar, playing em both hardcore and twice come on and fight and if you’re a pisces stand back the night for womyns lib rights. Contrary to your cack we elected a dyck play the tape and record the mic. Mimic ridicule so you’ll know what to expect when you’re the mule under the markered height. You must be this tall to fly the kite. But I’ll take ya anyways, I’ll foreplay forgo hetro and go straight to gay, make my way to the back and sit on top. Fuck hip hop, talk dirty to rock, stop to shit and than I’m bock. Flacking your balls slapping the walls, calling out the wrong name echoes the halls. My way! I’m Pontius in vein, faggot’s my name so scream it and mean it. So conscious I’m aware with the right to care, nostrils flared, stretched and glow you finished now blow. On the down low of a rotator cuff, off the cuff I hit the brain with a chain, maim your bitch ass it’ll be insane. Taste the case of my face, how elaborately jovial, mosey on ova y’all, over herrr, I don’t cerrr. Don’t ya know what this is ferrr? Now sit in the cherrrr so I can be heard, name the lyrics spot the words. It’s a book it’s a dame its mediocre man and her sidekick ass in my pain. Doctors say I gotta touch of the lame. I’m uncool for school and my rep needs a renewal. Cause I worm with the books and mince words with looks, stare too long what the foock. Mr. hey ther ticket wick it skip it and click it because I lured ya, hurried ya into a REsponse in kind. I crossed the mine, field, as I revealed a victimless crime, healed, the dead hurt wave from here to the alley. Stroke, just chillin like a villain, poke, like a couple of fools, okay like us you and me. Would you ride that bus? “I'd skip the lip, take that flip trip on a bus and we'd go fuckin ready to rip.” My man emperor has a destiny of a one oh three, who on who sellin shoes for free. Tight like a couple of mice we'd rock that boat all nice double twice feeding that adventure slice makes me pleased from ear to rear. It’s a heist, stealin rules outta the literature, as a miniature I had to learn the hard way about daddy don’t touch. A lesson best sentenced to hate crimes, white lights and stop signs. Binds us to the past of a lasting sneeze, excess breeze, regardless of whose keys fit in the goldy locks. Anastasia got nothing on me as I bleed all over the box. Your wounds are mine as I dread and hold dear. Half girl half queer, Oh shit I’m a bleeder check the meter and I’m outta here, and gone for good. One eight hundred we all should, aka run a muck. Uck! I just pissed on my hand against the wind, watch karma grin because I’m a hawk amongst birds, flyin higher with cleaner clothes in the same dryer. Wash rinse repeat climactic and strong. You heard what they say about long tall and blonde? We rock the shit like scissor cuts paper, high fivin flavour caliced masturbator. A monogamy hater, but I don’t fuck the crowd, I surf straight edge everybody bow down. Wanna borrow my notes as a personal favor? I don’t do it often or even ever. I don’t give a fuck unless it’s my own endeavor, clever rhymes as I speak while you’re dirty meager and bleak, in comparison you peep as I peak. You’re a duck with a quack never talking back, knowin your role and behold as I attack. It’s ruthless killin, slayin my victims like mouth breathin bitchin. Spoutin them out as the gangstas pout. They’re so hardcore being endorsed by a store, stolen, you bought what you believe in, and now all your ladies are leavin. they witnessin cari, her last name isa, my asian pal from I think Russia. In Russia carisa drives you. Yeah she crazy insane in her brain, safe to say she can’t maintain a state of mind. Her hind sight is deaf dumb and blind. Bound to die real little and proud how’d you get so small and loud. Did you think more than you age? Did you read past the next page, than spout it back from the grave? A zombie prophet hobbit novas, greasy chavez with a bullet IQ. Over the cookoos nest one flew, ridicule rude, crude with a finger, all five pull a trigger. Her face says sister but her dick screams mister. Kick it ya critter and hit…

Pontius told me to rip it, I just laughed to myself. I got skill you can’t teach so put that book back on the shelf. People see me coming and they take a second glance. No it’s not my hair, they be checking out my stance. I got it going on hardcore steppin to the beat. Hippy who can rap? Now they thinkin i’m a freak. But it’s good to be a freak and stand out in the crowd, cuz now you hear my message you hear me screaming loud. I aint going to slander women or cuss about my cash. I don’t agree with eating animals and not into smoking hash. So when you see me in the street, just be real remove the mask. I just need a real connection and that’s all I really ask. Now I’m supposed to end this with some sort of shout out to god but I’m not into that mysterious white boy façade cause that’s just another dominating male who’s trying bring me down. Try and turn me straight, try to run me under ground. I aint going to be your lady and aint going to do your laundry. I aint going to have your baby, don’t that all sound a little shady? Now I’m not trying to offend, just gotta live what’s right to me. Not a womyn of the man or the lord, as free as I can be. So that’s all I have to offer, my word and my knowledge. Now its back to studying, ya I sold my soul to college.

Isa, you spittin it like soap on a hope, ya learnt, dope shit rope tangled in skill. Killin the boys with your verbal pill. Makin em dictate flaccid and still. Down for the count like they know they will. We takin is makin us selfish at the very least and your idea of reading is counter productivity. Gluttony among us pair up the decease. Even eating the poor have their fees. Now we out, so take back your dollah billz please, we smash our common sense out for free. And we’re factory earth with the planet on lease...

(smashes mic into the stage)

...featuring crazy blista carisa, and a thanks to:iconxspyfishx: and :icondestinyofanemperor: for the inspiration and hot additions.

  • Listening to: tech n9ne
  • Reading: what I wrote?
  • Drinking: soy milk

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: the lake
  • Interests: sketching, painting and riding bicycles
  • Favourite movie: its all gone pete tong
  • Favourite band or musician: hed pe, silverstein, mars volta
  • Favourite artist: daniel kirk
  • Favourite poet or writer: vincent van gogh
  • Favourite photographer: brad sherritt
  • Favourite style of art: real pencils that you cant plug in.
  • Operating System: sketchbook
  • MP3 player of choice: cd player
  • Wallpaper of choice: whatever dan doesn't like
  • Skin of choice: the slippery kind
  • Favourite game: romance
  • Favourite cartoon character: the maxx vs. deadpool
  • Personal Quote: "everything is funny all the time."
  • Tools of the Trade: .5 mechanical pencil, acrylic paint, and markers

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Comments


:iconxspyfishx:
from one shit monkey to another Thanks

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Who's got the time to consider the implications when close to a million tremendous potential photos are streaming past your nose?
:iconphallus:
ahahaaahah we're gunna run this joke into the ground.
I'm almost ashamed of ourselves.... but not really :D
:iconxspyfishx:
I'm ashamed of every one else :shrug:

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Who's got the time to consider the implications when close to a million tremendous potential photos are streaming past your nose?
:icondreadlocks-club:
Ahreeet! I have been quite busy in the "real world" but i hope you had a good birthday on the 5th :D

Your present is scanned but im just trying to get the colours right.. Im no draw-ist so it is hard.. Though i'll get it up soon and hopefully youll like it :peace:

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:iconphallus:
ya gotta watch out for that real world, it'll get ya when you're not lookin
but yeah, I celebrated with total class. :sneeze:
I'm soo excited for this present. I'm literally holding my breathe until then in anticipation.

you rule!!!

:highfive:
:icondreadlocks-club:
yes its a bastard. im way behind on the present front..

haha i dont know if youre being sarcastic or not but awesome anyway :) :peace:

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~ :heart: Lubot and friends xx :peace: ~
:iconphallus:
I'm soo sincere it hurts!!!
:nod:

... good luck on the front
:iconelypurple:
:heart:

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:iconmicetrap:
thanks for the :+fav:

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"si vis pacem para bellum"
if you want peace, prepare for war
:iconridwanted:
Thank you for the favourite!

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